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About the Ashley Tracker

The Ashley Tracker is a live broadcast from my webcam served to this webpage. The tracker is not a video feed. I run a BASH script on my computer that takes a picture from my webcam every few seconds with ffmpeg and rscyncs it to my website. The actual camera feed is its own HTML page that I impliment into the Ashley Tracker page via an iframe. The iframe refreshes every few seconds, showing the latest image. It is not a gay "livestream".

How often do you turn on the Ashley Tracker?
Like everything I do, there is never a set schedule. It's whenever I feel like it. If it's offline, then an offline image will show.

How do I save a picture from the Ashley Tracker?
The file being uploaded to the webpage is always called "image.jpg". You should NOT right click and save the image. Since the file "image.jpg" is constantly being overwriten every few seconds, you will likely accidentally save the next "image.jpg" frame instead of the previously intended one. This is why I recommend taking a screenshot on your computer. You can use a program or make a custom key combination on your computer to take a screenshot. You can also right click and open the image in a new tab. Opening it in a new tab will preserve the image you opened in a new tab, but when you save it, it will pull the latest image, not the one you opened in a new tab. Even when you open it in a new tab, you will still need to take a screenshot to save the intended image.

You can also record your screen or your intended window (The Ashely tracker page) by using an open source program called OBS.

What do you do on the Ashley Tracker?
I only turn on the Ashley Tracker while I'm in my room and when I feel like consenting to being watched by strangers online. Because of this, you're most likely to see me sitting or laying on my futon or being on my laptop, sometimes talking to someone on my Garfield phone. My phone number is 725-286-3278 (725-CUM-FART). Other times I may point the camera at my CRT TV, a sign, etc.

I would bring my Ashley Tracker while I do other household tasks such as cooking, cleaning dishes, laundry, etc., but since I don't use retarded wifi, it's difficult to bring my ethernet cabled-laptop around my house. During those times you will see an empty futon.

Do you do nudity? Is this for money? *Insert another retarded question here.*
No. It's just for fun. Please stop ruining the internet by having everything on the internet be motivated by either 1.) Nudity or 2.) Money or 3.) Nudity and Money.