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DISCLAIMER: Suicide notes are acceptable but you must redact names of your family members or replace them with recognizable cartoon characters. Any fantisies involving me or one of my alters are also accepted ON THE ASSUMPTION that you depict all alters to be 18+ or 14+ if in Mexico. Since we are not allowed to be racist but we all sometimes have racist thoughts (like how it's weird when you see a black pedophile. I understand some white children are kinda hot but black men usually only like pawgz who smoke cigarrettes) you ARE allowed to rant secret racist thoughts into the guestbook. Just remember it's not good to be racist so you can only use the guestbook as a means to cleanse yourself and not have those thoughts anymore. Definitely do not have discussions with other guestbook contributors about race, do not trade thoughts or ideas. Women are NOT allowed to contribute into the guestbook because this is my website and so if you are a person with a vagina you are potential competition so go make your own website. Oh wait but women can't write HTML or CSS so I guess you're out of luck, hole. Go use a corporate approved social media site, because you're clearly too stupid to make your own website and I guarentee you that you don't even use Linux and you probbies use Chrome. Get the fuck off my page. Oh also please state your gender identity and respect others gender identities (but don't address other guestbook writers, just when you think about them in your head that's when you need to respect their gender identity). Due to recent events, honoring recent or past celebrity deaths are not accepted at the moment.

UPDATE 12/10/23: I had a previous obituary guest book in which all the guest book entires were mysteriously removed for some unknown reason. Thanks to an anonymous tipster, and to probably a series of health issues experienced by another Ashley Jones, we have another obituary guest book to use.

I AM NOT DANGEROUS