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WHO AM I???

I want to look like a man but i realize as a biological female that will never be possible but i can still try. click here to learn about the men i cross dress as

my pronouns are poo/pee. here are things wrong with us: DID, tourettes, depression, anxiety, social anxiety, BPD, ADHD, OCD, ABCD, autism, body dysmorphia, pubic hair, schizophrenia, transgender. oh and aids...

our alters are: ashley (this one is me typing right now) (she/her, age 16, underage) xXDerrickDaBeastXx (he/him, age 16) Taz (gay, homosexual, twink, age 24 unless his aids catches up to him) Barry (he/him, sexually opened, age 40-58) Linda (she/her, sexually very opened stretched wide built for bbc, age 37-49)

LEGAL NOTICE: if you masturbate to one of us you must depict all alters as 18+ or 14+ in Mexico

AVISO LEGAL: si te masturbas con uno de nosotros debes representar todos los alters como 18+ o 14+ en Mexico



Technology
WELCOME TO MY SHOP

The best way to support me is simply by donating Monero or food gift cards. You can't buy anything from me, but you can donate.

My Monero Address:
8A11e3NEQXvEbShkwZHd67e12rcM8GfADjSmrywkoZLP5XuakvDuNsp3d8B3RLoUZFRAFry38DM5Z6Gu1vJdbrRzVdbktHR

If you wanna be nice and feed me you can donate gift cards to me. I accept gift cards for the following:

Panda Express (noodles egg roll)
Outback Streakhouse (blooming onion)

Buy the gift card online and put my email ashleyjones@icum.to as the recepient.

General emails are also welcome, or you can call me 725-CUM-FART

EMAIL: ashleyjones@icum.to


Buy a processing fee. $6.just kidding

EBOOKS

FORSKIN RESTORATION EBOOK MSRP $42,293.01

Are you like most westerm men and are circumcised? That's awful and I'm sorry that your parents thought it was okay to mutilate your genitles when you were a newborn. However, did you know that many men have successfully restored their foreskin? Actually thats not really true but who knows? I'm not sure I'm sorry. Do you think Kevin Sorbo is cut? Probably. Whatever, I'd still let him in me.

How do you buy this e-book? Well, you can't. Maybe you can, I'm not sure.

By the way, this book isn't actual medical advice. It's just a theoritical book on if someone were to stretch out their foreskin, how one could go about it. But I don't want you to actually try this, so don't do anything mentioned in the book. It's just a fanfiction I wrote.


Buy the manifesto, which is the html version of the manifesto

PHYSICAL ITEMS

I was originally going to offer items in which I could order from Aliexpress.com and drop ship to you. However, I realized that if you gave me $30 for a custom picture fleece blanket, I would have to spend $15 of that ordering the blanket for you. You were willing to give me $30, but I threw $15 of it away. That's retarded. I decided to not offer physical items because of this.

The cum jar:
Anytime you masturbate to me and reach climax (ejaculation) you expected to donate to the cum jar a minimum of $5. Cummers' names will be read when the jar is full. Whoever cums the most in the jar will win a prize and get a free eye exam preformed by me. It's the least you can do. I gave you an orgasm. You can't give the cum jar its $5? Those of you who have ejaculated to me prior to finding the cum jar should attempt to tally up the number of cums you've enjoyed while looking at or thinking about me, or listening to me if you're a member of my blind community, and donate the appropriate amount to the cum jar.

I AM NOT DANGEROUS