LETS LAUGH AT THESE DUMB SCUM CRIMINALS AND THEIR STUPID MUGSHOTS!!!! DUMB CRIMINALS!! I BET THEY FUCKED UP REAL BADLY!!!!

Perp was caught lying about having dry lips in an attempt to make a gaggle of 7 year old boys rehydrate his lips by kissing them. Police confirmed his lips were proper moist by kissing him before allowing one of the kids to kiss him on the liips goodbye before being detained for 3 days. SHARE ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!

Update: Perp had lip aids and spread it to the police who kissed him. Now the entire police force Cambridge, Alaska has lip aids.

Perp was found high off of MDMA in a Dennys parking lot chasing a 19 year old man. Perp was trying to, "fill you (victim) up with buggy batter", screaming "I'm the bug catcher" to the victim. Victim was penetrated and infected with regular AIDS. Perp claims he was fulfilling a sexual fantasy, in which an unknowing and innocent twink is given AIDS. You can read more about his desires on his webpage. Perp was bailed out by an unidentified Afro American. The man had an afro, but he was Chinese.