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These are recipes I include in my monthly columns. I created this page so each recipe is easier to find. If you make a recipe, send me an e-mail with your review and star rating (0-5) and I will include it under the recipe.


Massive Breakfast Burrito
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Published in March's 2025 column

This is a recipe I made myself. This will warrant a very sizable burrito, and if you're a real man like me, then you'll finish it in one sitting like a good little girl. If this burrito is "too big" or "too much" for you, then you should be executed for being a dumb little sissy with a small stomach. I hate people who can't eat a decent sized meal in one sitting. You need to start stretching yourself (stomach) and not the other side of your stomach (anus). Isn't it interesting that our mouth is basically the start of our anus? It's all one long tube. It makes looking at people's mouths so much more sexual when you realize it's just one long tube to the ani (plural of anus).

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Thick Brownies
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Published in February's 2025 column

This is a recent favortie recipe that I've tried. Apparently it's a recipe that lunch ladies would use in the 80's. These brownies may give you heart palpitations due to the large amount of sugar, so if you have a pacemaker, I would skip this recipe.

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Kettle Corn
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Published in August's 2025 column

I used to be very scared when I made popcorn on the stove. I would scream every time I heard a popcorn pop, and I would crouch down away from the stove. Now that I have made stove popcorn many times, I don't really know why I would scream so much. I think I was scared a piece would pop and hit me.

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Apple Cobbler
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Published in October's 2025 column

WHO'S READY TOOOOOO CRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I make apple pie pretty regularly because apple pie is one of my favorite things, but I hate making the crust for apple pie, it's too much work. Thank God I found this apple crumble recipe, which can be made in under 30 minutes (not including bake time). If you want to impress your parents, make them this apple crumby.

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